File:Nightmare Fuel S02E08 - Is It Dead? I Don't Know, Poke it.

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"Oh sweet baby squirrel. Sweet baby. Sweet baby. Want to touch it?"

I think I'll pass on that one, kiddo. I left my rabies vaccine in my other pants.

In this episode you'll also the see the dangers faced by every operator of 15th century fire-arms, as well as the firing of something called a "Punt Gun".

It's basically a massive shotgun that looks like something only an anime character could wield, and it can take out over 50 clay targets in one shot. And you know what this thing was made for? Not for defending against attacks from packs of well-armored Grizzly Bears in tanks, no sir. The punt gun was made for fucking hunting DUCKS.

So come stare in amazement, all slack jawed and half retarded at another 28 minutes of your life you'll never get back.