File:Nightmare Fuel S01E08 - The Elusive Albino Mexican

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In the short history of this program, I've ripped people off and done horrible, awful things. I've exploited everyone from the mentally handicapped to Jesus Christ himself just to make sick people like us laugh out loud.

When it comes to Karma...at this point, I'm probably in a world of shit. So, it's only fair to put myself on this twisted little cross for at least a moment.

The Albino Mexican? Yeah. That's me. In all my terrible, b-movie acting glory.

Albino Mexican? WTF?

Yeah.

That guy in the Twisted Sister-era Dee Snider wig, sombrero and vampire cape with a joint hanging out of his mouth somewhere in the middle. That's me!

Maybe this will change the bad luck I've had with locks and keys lately. Seriously. I need to start making up T-shirts to offset the costs or something.

or not.

Either way, laugh it up, at my expense! Sweet Dreams >:D

Tags: Nightmare Fuel, Waste of Time, who watches this crap, awake nightmare, WTF, Nick McCoy, public access, SCANTV