The Elusive Albino Mexican

The Elusive Albino Mexican is the seventh episode of Nightmare Fuel TV.

Featured clips

 * A brief movie clip of a man punching another man in the groin.
 * A news report on a piece of fried chicken shaped like a chicken's head.
 * Cyriak's "cows & cows & cows", where various cows dance and morph into strange shapes.
 * A commercial for Balzacs, a type of sports ball.
 * A guy trying to destroy a watermelon by bashing his head into it.
 * A figure of Rafiki holding Simba. He does the famous "hold up Simba" pose, until he places him at his crotch and repeatedly bumps him there, set to erotic music.
 * Another Cyriak clip, this time from "Bits and Bobs".
 * A clip of Picard speaking in a strange accent.
 * Brief South Park clips of Stan vomiting on Wendy.
 * A woman unknowingly drawing a penis. The man watching can only chortle.
 * The Toronto Raptors mascot tripping up and falling.
 * The teeth brushing song from Barney. Just look at the way the boy mimes the action!
 * Justin Bieber getting smashed in the face by a flying water bottle.
 * A time-lapse video showing a thunderstorm ascending over a beach.
 * Another Cyriak video titled "Beastenders".
 * An EverythingIsTerrible edit of a Kahn's Corn Dogs video.
 * A man in a wig with a corn dog in his mouth.
 * The video for "Sticks & Stones" by The Pierces.
 * A brief scene of a man with no pants (or underwear, for that matter) falling over, as if drunk.
 * More of Tonetta's strangeness with costumes.
 * An army crew failing to shoot an explosive.
 * Mr. T performing a rap about the importance of mothers.
 * Yet another Cyriak video, titled "poo pants".
 * Part of a cellphone ad showcasing a fart ringtone.
 * A Japanese man giving himself one funky haircut.
 * The horse mask guy is back and up to no good as usual.
 * A fake ad for the "Taleshmech Funeral Home".
 * Another man in a horse mask eating.
 * And.....another Cyriak video. This one is called "Cycles".
 * That woman still complaining about love lives.
 * We briefly return to the "Let's Paint" program as well.
 * The trailer for the film Conquest Of Area 53.
 * A small clip from Rejected.
 * Mr. T is now talking to some old guy.
 * A mentally retarded man talking about some.....questionable things.
 * Hitler apparently has ended up in the Wild West.
 * "Thinking About Your Axe Wound" from Rathergood.com, featuring air surfing hedgehogs.
 * The scientist of Glen or Glenda warning of a dragon.
 * A compilation from Cute Things Exploding.
 * A woman mocking Yahoo! by pretending to be a stupid person doing or saying stupid things.
 * A farmer puppeteering a bird puppet.
 * That business man is still complaining.
 * A scene involving a guy singing in the snow getting shot at for annoying the group of nearby travellers.
 * A man killing someone with an axe.
 * The song "It's Hip To Be Square" by Huey Lewis.